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“Jonas is a wonderful and amazing 9 year old boy.  He is such a blesssing, but has some major challenges. Some of the biggest ones are high functioning Autism, ADHD, DMDD, and ODD.  That is alot of letters I know.  He is a sweet and creative little boy.  As some people know Jonas has had a rough few years.  He has been hospitalized multiple times for agression, Suicidal Ideations and Self Harm actions.  He loves to play with legos and be a normal 9 year old.  The thing is, he needs help with alot of basic daily tasks.  He also needs to be surrounded with caring and trained individuals.  As with any medical and nuerological disorders, cost are expensive.  Both my husband and I work but struggle with just paying our bills, so being able to afford the services that he needs is nearly impossible.  This is where we need your help.  This summer we have found a great daycamp for him, but it cost money to go and we just don’t have it.  So we are calling out to all those people who know and care about our son asking to please help.  Any little bit would be great.  We are looking at other funding sources as well but right now, there just isnt any.  So please look into your heart and see if there is anything that you can afford to do.  Please help us to give our son the chance to have a helpful and fun summer, with other kids and people who know how to help him best.”

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

“You are far from home, it seems. What is your business here?”

“UMMM...” How was he supposed explain that he went through a magical portal and ended up here by accident? “...I...I’m a tourist! Please don’t hurt me.”

—*&; “Who are you, and WHAT do you want? Do you seek shelter? Or do you seek                             ‘ enlightenment ’? Or is it something else? Speak up now.”

Leena forced her smile before speaking. “I’m Leena of the sea. I’m looking for the Goody Cakes Bakery. Do you know where it is?”

“If I provided you with this...” she unclipped one of her diamond earrings and held it out to the knight, “...will you carry me to the town? Until we can get a horse?”

          ❝thank you, miss, for helping me out. that… could’ve ended really badly, huh?❞

“Certainly, darling.” Ceto split her tail and the wet, painful sound of her scales breaking apart was overshadowed by the crushing roll of waves against the beach. “You should be more careful. Children of man can’t survive underneath the waves.” The Mermaid Queen had a rule: Don’t save humans. The ocean could be cruel, and if a child of man decided to risk a swim in her sacred waters, then they could suffer her punishment. But Ceto couldn’t leave the poor boy to drown. He reminded her of her sons. So she broke her rule and saved him.

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