Bobby: Buck, why did you break the lamp?

Jamie: I hate touching people. The only physical contact I take joy in is 'hand-to-hand combat'.

Arya: Stop it!

Cersei: I love you :)

Sheldon: Are you this rude to all your friends?

Erin, sarcastically: Are you secretly really cool?

Hank: Everyone synchronize your watches.

Adam: Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Hank: You know what, you're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!

Adam: Swimming pools are so weird man. We dig holes in the ground, and then fill them with a liquid that we can't breath in. Then we spend an hour or so trying not to drown in it.

Kim: Where's Adam?

Hank: Please keep an eye on Adam today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Kenny: Which state do you live in?

Kevin: If you were a fruit, what would you be?

Adam: Imagine if you could screenshot real life.