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dean's reaction to finding out his husband may be a serial killer aka one of the funniest scenes of all time

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Ilya Rozanov, hallelujah
russian accent, hallelujah
rivalry that is purely flirting, hallelujah
secret hookups, hallelujah
holding his jaw to kiss him, hallelujah
jealousy disguised as competitiveness, hallelujah
eye contact, hallelujah
hotel room tension, hallelujah
being obsessed for over a decade, hallelujah
Shane Hollander specifically, hallelujah
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let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:
the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously
turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc
Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.
and who won Rookie of the Year????
"I have never said this in my life"
threatening to tell Yuna
"pass me the remote?" β "come and get it" β [wrestling]
butt slapping. at every opportunity.
"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut
idioms translated literally into the wrong language
"this is not hall of fame behaviour"
"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts
Ilya Rozanov the queen you are.

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Ohβ¦.
Liking something and wanting to find people who you can bond over it with but you have to block 90% of that thing's fanbase bc they're genuinely so batshit insane
oh my god this gif. iβd launch myself across the table.
my friend made a comment today about how accepted grace was by the eridians but if the roles had been reversed and rocky went to earth he would have been experimented on and treated like some freakish alien being (pun not intended) and i canβt stop thinking about that
when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

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scariest thing is when you're a kid in a huge family run by women and then you go over to a house that's deeply patriarchal & misogynistic. i remember when i was 8 years old and i got invited over to my friend's house for a big birthday party with her entire extended family. after the enormous lunch that served over 30 people, i got called into the kitchen to do literally hundreds of dishes, alongside all the other little girls and women. not only were the boys our age all excused from the meal to go play, but all the grown men went to the living room to watch sports together and drink. i couldn't believe it. i asked why some of the grownups were watching TV but the girls had to clean up and all the women just laughed and laughed at me.
as a teenager when i learned the word "sexist" and used it the older women balked at it and tried to convince me this arrangement was a good thing actually because women need space from men, and cleaning in the kitchen after parties is a sacred domain of safety. and i was like actually i think needing private safety from your own husbands, sons, and brothers sounds even worse. like do you understand you somehow made this even more troubling than it already was
like i think it's fine if a bunch of sister-in-laws/wives want time together without their husbands & brothers to talk together in camaraderie. i'm not judging that. obviously. but dare i ask why the women's meetup could only take place while doing manual labor for a nearby room full of men
it's also interesting how this ingrained rigid social structures in children bc i was mostly friends with boys at that age and in fact was at the birthday party of a friend who was a boy so i remember complaining to him at school that it was weird all the girls had to help clean up because i didn't know any of the other little girls so i felt really left out that i didn't get to hang out with my own friends for a chunk of the party and he and the other little boys were like "that's just the rules."
yeah growing up in the Appalachian bible belt I absolutely often saw this re-enforced by women.
what are any of you ever fucking talking about
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Shane and Ilyaβs daughter has to do a family tree project in class. Theyβve done a great job at emphasizing to her that parents can be any two people that love each other and she understands that other kids might not know that. The rest of the project will be pretty straight forward - Shane doesnβt have any siblings and their daughter doesnβt know much about Ilyaβs family at this age besides that papa has a mama that watches over them and that loves her very much. Shane is still nervous about it and having a Very Normal Shane Reaction wondering if she will feel left out for not having a mom and feeling sad that she will never know her papas family and wondering if she is lonely and if they should have another kid. When they get an email from the school asking them to come in at pickup to discuss her family tree Ilya is already angry and ready to pick a fight with whatever stupid kid is bullying their daughter for having two dads. They walk into the classroom and their daughter is standing with her arms crossed insisting that there is nothing wrong with her project and when the teacher slides it across the table they see something so bizarre that they donβt know where to start. Sheβs drawn on only one side of the tree - Ilya and Shane both stemming from Yuna and David. Next to them are about ten stick figures of different sizes all with hearts around them. While theyβre trying to decipher what on earth she has drawn she starts presenting it with her little finger saying βsee? Dad is grandma Yuna and grandpa Davidβs son and Papa is grandma Yuna and grandpa Davidβs son, too.β And then she moves her finger along with βand thatβs uncle Hayden, uncle Troy and uncle Harris, uncle Evan, uncle Lucaβ¦.β And as sheβs naming every stick figure Shane is trying to figure out how heβs going to explain to her teacher that he is not married to one of his 10 brothers when he is actually an only child and Ilya has to turn away because heβs crying at the reminder that the family that adopted him adopted her as well and there has never been a child that has been so loved
I hope that everyone going to together together tour have the best time, enjoy themselves and dance with Harry like nobody's watching. I hope he and the band have the best time too. No matter who is there, enjoy the show, the songs, the dancing, the atmosphere, the joy. Be yourself. Be queer. Be gay. Be weird. Just be free.
Be yourself. Be queer. Be gay. Be weird. Just be free.

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I love treating my blorbos like dress up ken and barbie dolls ππ
life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you