Oh, Hello!

to those who find bill hader hot: can i just ask how

to those answering in the tags, please own it for the world to see and say it directly in the reblog, trust me, this is important

to those who find bill hader hot: can i just ask how

WHY IS THIS STILL GETTING NOTES ITS BEEN TWO YEARS

to those who find bill hader hot: can i just ask how

to those who all said "daddy issues": can i help?

next john mulaney special is him just reading and making fun of the wack stuff we’ve said about him

and critiquing fanfic written about him

i don’t know if this was a fever dream or not but i could’ve sworn i read a fic that was nick x john but nick like got into a physical fight and used karate to fight some random character in it, if it’s real he’s gotta attack that one

…i wrote a fic where nick literally waterboarded a guy for trying to trade john coke for a blowjob, so i think i might be first on that particular chopping block

@axmxz I was hoping you saw this! I was screaming, “I READ THAT FIC!!!” LOL

i hope @mulaney sees this

i hope he doesn’t… he’ll show it to nick, and nick will laugh on the outside but on the inside he’s gonna have me whacked

they should reenact it on big mouth season 4

next john mulaney special is him just reading and making fun of the wack stuff we’ve said about him

and critiquing fanfic written about him

i don’t know if this was a fever dream or not but i could’ve sworn i read a fic that was nick x john but nick like got into a physical fight and used karate to fight some random character in it, if it’s real he’s gotta attack that one

…i wrote a fic where nick literally waterboarded a guy for trying to trade john coke for a blowjob, so i think i might be first on that particular chopping block

@axmxz I was hoping you saw this! I was screaming, “I READ THAT FIC!!!” LOL

i hope @mulaney sees this