Some Things Are Meant To Be

(via fuck-wit-me-you-know-i-got-it)

Tobin ‘Lowkey’ Heath also swerving the entire team so she could stand next to Christen for the huddle. (Algarve Cup, 2015)

I have heard the news, I caught it on CNN. We have spoken to all four girls privately and I am now able to shed light on the whole situation. Shannon has gone to Canada to pursue her ambition to become the first taxidermist Celine Dion tribute act and we wish her well with that. Stevie has decided to patent her new invention and start preparing for the onslaught of international shipping. 

Cammie is busy with her new Kickstarter campaign to help raise awareness for animals in Canada currently being stuffed for the purpose of Celine Dion tribute concerts and Ally is working on her new nipple shadow civil war reenactments. 

I hope this helps everybody understand things a little clearer. 

PS the only smidgen of truth in this post is that Ally Hills could 100% reenact civil war battles with her nipples and I hope she gives that a little consideration. 

PPS I joke because I’m hurting.