Ashley

hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

No thanks

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

The only reason I’ve even HEARD of it is because a couple Early Reader book adaptations arrived for the Children’s collection at the library. And just from that, I want to see it? It looks super cute! :O

Give them a year and Disney will be patting themselves on the back for producing this groundbreaking progressive animated feature.

It's coming to Disney+ tomorrow.