clinically cranky, chronically hangry

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

I love my friends they are very smart people but because they are people they sometimes miss things

Being the only person who doesn’t do drugs or regularly drink in a friend group of writers and artists sure is an experience let me tell you

Star Wars lives and dies on aliens with funny voices but you have to strike a very careful balance. Go too hard and you get at least three different racial caricatures in your fun action-adventure flick. Don't go hard enough and you get Jabba the Hutt's son (who is a gigantic axe-wielding slug) talking like he's a white American suburbanite in the middle of a therapy session, and not even a particularly intense one.

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

I think it's time we start having higher standards for "anti-war" media

People on this website will praise a piece of media for being anti-war and the piece of media in question will have the radical anti-war messages of "war is bad because American soldiers get traumatized in it" and "war is just senseless violence where both sides are fighting for no reason and i don't know why it happens because no one benefits from it" and it will be about a real-life war fought by the U.S. to defend its imperial hegemony where the U.S. military killed 1 out of every 7 of the opposing country's population.

silly lil movie!Grace headcanon - we know he did not suffer as much as book!Grace because of the plants on the Hail Mary. But also, I like to imagine that meant him and the Eridian science thrum had to still struggle to grow these plants (tomatoes? they look like tomato seedings. convenient way for movie!Grace to miss out on the scurvy plot-point lmao). Like, they would need to get enough light for them, find a "soil" equivalent that did not result in the plants being toxic to Grace, pollinate them by hand because there are no bees, etc etc etc. So somewhere in the bio-dome (cough human terrarium cough) there is a whole farming section run by enthusiastic Eridian botanists, who have to suit up to help Grace tend to his vegetables.... All I'm saying is I know several actual irl scientists would LOVE to enter into dangerous explosive gasses if it meant getting to grow alien plants. Grace would be all like,,, 'guys... it's ok i can water my own plants... you don't have to....' and the Special Farming Thrum would be all get tf out the way bro you will Not deny me of my Alien Plant Time

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

people get so mad at you when you say you don't like the idea that people's entire personalities are predetermined at birth by arbitrary meaningless unchangeable bullshit