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What booze do I drink to make my back stop hurting???

Nah. Mixing pain killers and booze will wreck your liver

Advil is ibuprofen goes through the kidneys

Basically

well yeah, didn’t say it was a good idea at all

No pain AND a chance of death? I’m only hearing positives

Growers are evolutionarily superior to show-ers because they stay compact while running through the jungle to avoid damage from things like thorns and branches, but are still able to impress potential mates during courtship rituals when needed.

This is a blatant attempt of a small dick guy trying to usurp some big dick energy

They drew the Black Tie coat with notched lapels and not shawl lapels, and for this reason I hate the artist

Home Alone hygiene routine scene vs American Psycho hygiene routine 

Alejandro told me if I buy a tv he will buy a PlayStation so we can play games but I didn’t know u can’t play Mario cart on PlayStation apparently so what’s the point

You could get an old PS1 and Crash Team Racing, which is better than any Other racing game 😉

tumblr is just 4chan for women

we’re valid but at what cost

Tree fiddy

The latter is a pro at life bc they waste less time on pointless games

Sans Undertale dies in infinity war

FUCK

I thought everyone figured it out. They didn’t extend his contract to part 2.

Plot twist: everyone who died in infinity war is only gonna be seen in flashbacks in pt II. NO RESURRECTION!!

@officialfist check this good boy

Please don’t call it human water

Lads(and las), should I watch Fullmetal Alchemist?

Dont be a weeaboo

woha dude i should just start sending people my unfinished posts on anon and let them figure it out 

Send each one to three people and only reblogged the best

@such-justice-wow get a motorcycle girl!!

I’m trying not to regret shaving my head right now

Pics bucko??