Smeely little monkay

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

no

Call this guy the Mark Replier

thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.

wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)

my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..