haw yee

give em the ol razzle dazzle

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

nooo dont unionize, youre so profitable aha

don't unionize baby gurl

phineas and ferb is literally the funniest and also best show on earth this isnt even a joke

every episode has a song that fucking slaps and theres no dark edgy trying too hard to be deep plotline thats been overdone to death, and the show just. knows how absolutely absurd it is and uses it to its advantage and its also just fucking hilarious

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

I feel like Adam Sandler has a pair of these

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

remember the halloween ep where they rolled spencer down the street in a giant pumpkin? carly and crew in japan? spencer with the ostrich? the episode with one direction? the other one with michelle obama? the randy jackson shrine in that teachers closet? friends could never……….

Its not Easter til you watch this

You know?