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Your Resident (Evil) Attorney

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I reclaim fake quotes

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Elder Scroll Soliciters are the best attorneys in Skyrim

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Even Vault Hunters need an attorney!

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You save Donkey Kong Country, we’ll defend you in court!

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Even Snakes need a good attorney

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You have (Mario Kart) rights!

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Switch 2 ruined my mental health!

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Defending all clients in Mario Kart World!

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Don’t let your guild limit you! Summon our firm today! No Elder Scroll required!

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You don’t need an Elder Scroll for our firm to defend you!

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You have rights according to a recently uncovered Elder Scroll!

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The best lawyer in Cyrodill!!

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Scurvy is the second most embarrassing thing I’ve had

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