The Ethical Accountant

oh jesus christ… yeah hi my names DAN WILSON. uh this number used to be for a, for a video thing? i got a, i got a video from you guys, it’s called dog sitter. well it gave me a great idea, y'see, I run Iowa’s LARGEST Wildlife Preserve, and i wanna produce a video for giraffes. just imagine how many zoos are in this country, i-i got an idea, ya see, islikethis we’re gonna build all these platforms in downtown Manhattan. and then then we’re gonna walk guys around with cameras and its gonna be like, uh, like a giraffes night out in Manhattan all these platforms are gonna be 15 FEET in the AIR. we’re gonna put it on a dvd. and i uh i know those kids like the torrents? so i wanna bombard every dvd with Solar Radiation. i think that’ll create some kinda magnage rod and that’ll when anyone tries to copy the videos, like a, a beam’s gonna fly right into their eyes like in Raiders of the Lost Ark when- wait hold on they’ve come back, lemme go- what’s goin on, get away from my door. hold on i gotta go shoot some guys, ill talk t’ya later, my name’s DON WILSON, I run IOWA’S LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE.