she was a fast machine

Curious George origin story

If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?

If neurotypicals are so empathic and social, why do they not notice when they are mean as fuck?

If neurotypicals are so adaptable to change, why won’t they make accommodations for neurodivergent people?

.... *checks this off like a fucking shopping list*

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

I don’t miss scrolling through tiktok. My mind is wonderfully blank. I have no idea what’s going on over there. I’m playing so much more minecraft and dancing alone in my room much more often.

If you have been looking for an excuse to take a break from tiktok that’s the only reason you need to do it. If you’re looking for a way out, it’s probably hurting you more than it’s helping you.

I mean it. Tiktok is designed to make you fall down the endless void of content. If you are especially susceptible to that kind of algorithm you might end up feeling trapped inside of it. If you feel like that you’re not crazy. Have you been looking for permission to get out? Here’s me telling you that if you want to get out then you can and should. Your brain will heal.

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

leaving kudos on ao3 isn’t enough I need to be able to eat the fic

I don’t know what I was expecting when I started reading this but it wasn’t what I read

Hockey Lycanthropy is a serious issue

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

okay fine it was hereditary mental illness i just wanted to sound cool so i made something up. are you mad at me.

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you