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Druid: We just need you to watch the boat while we’re gone.

NPC: Can I have a teacup when we’re done?

Bard: I don’t think that’ll be possible.

NPC: Are you taking them all with you?

It’s okay!! Mistakes happen all the time, all around the world. We just have to try and recover!! And hopefully she can from this. Bad eyesight doesn’t help a whole lot!

Context: The dragonborn wizard has new metal legs. We’re about to go to the desert. This seems to be a problem until the NPC wizard who made her prosthetics tells us they have a built-in cooling system.

Dragonborn’s player (excited): I have AC?

DM: Your legs have AC.

Dragonborn’s player: My legs are me, and they have AC. I have AC!

DM: …Yes. You do have armor class.

I feel so??? Lucky????

He is so gorgerous and awesome and djdndnndnr

He always makes me feel happy, loved, important

I miss to smooch him

I miss to hug him

I want to say I love you all of the time to him because he deserves it

I want to hold his hand and still walking with me for the rest of my life

I want to finish this book called life with him

He is my energy for live

He is my everything

Idk where should I would be if he wasn’t present in my life…

He saved me, for real

Everytime we talk I feel less suicidal, less sad, everything of negative goes away

He makes my heart beating so fast

He makes my nose turning red

He is the only one who makes me feel positive emotions and let me feel alive, not dead

For real you saved me life bro …… I’d be a stinky nothing without you and I mean it!!!! You give me motivation for so many things. I am here because of you and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to show how grateful I am, it’s too much to simply put into words!!

I love you so much ….. keep it up dude … you’re so swag

DM: You go to lift and– make a constitution save.  By the way, what are your character’s pronouns?

Monk, ooc: Right now my gender is pain.