i'm like, grandma millennial

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

Babe are you okay? You barely objectified that pathetic man today.

i'm going feral y'all want anything?

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

love lying in job applications. Like. What the hell, sure. I am suited to fastpaced high pressure environments. No i will not kill anyone if i get even a little stressed out

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu