Howdy.

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

They're adding' outdoor cat owner" and "off leash dog owner" to the DSM

I get it’s like not feminist to think men should pay for women on dates but like also I’m a lesbian who is not dating men and the thought of a woman paying for a man’s shit enrages me. Get your fucking wallet out bitchboy or I’ll pay for her instead and you can go home the hell

Because like men are already fucking useless and now he can’t even pay for your food. Move man I got it I fucking got it okay your girl will never have to worry about paying for her dinner around me and you can go to hell

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

when James Baldwin said I can’t be a pessimist because I’m alive

when James Baldwin said to be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive whatever we must survive.