A+

my heart says yes but my mom says no

bitch this post is a lie those weird bars of soap at lush will last for months.

i smel like a peach

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I've made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China's mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining

and my parents are always like "oh my god why would you do that" bitch. I want to learn about the ocean and these two thirteen year old boys r my most trusted source

Asking is a love language

Asking is a love language

*dog.exe has stopped working*

I just about died and laughed at this