the fact that chris brown is still a thing is concerning

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

Research is the PPE that prevents you from taking sick burns during a flame war.

bitches think they know what the post about whole time i was vagueposting my grandma

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

my stupid fucking head just loves to ache

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks