Ostensibly an artist

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

and so is being a girl

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

a lot of stories are about the fantasy of someone going to find you when u disappear from a group function

Deutscher Weird Al über "Frankenstein" zur Melodie von "Denkmal": Sie haben uns... ein Monster gebaut. Und jeder Vollidiot weiß dass es dann ziemlich doll haut

As a native german speaker I sometimes need to remind myself, when writing in english, that I cant just keep going with a sentence and that, unlike german, where you can make a sentence go on for as long as you want if you're a true lover of Nebensätze, english sentences are usually shorter and aren't supposed to go on for multiple lines or god forbid a whole paragraph.

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

I believe he also now has a library card.

storytelling wise. we need more marriage as horror

they're saying you actually need to open the document and write words in order to have something written...pls someone tell me that isn't true

I like how recognizable this 19th century cram session is. Especially the guy who’s just sitting there with a book, staring into the middle distance and smoking. You’d be better off getting some sleep, at this point, my dude!