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nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think

Good call, focusing your efforts on the priests you CAN fuck.

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

My favorite part of doctor who ever is when the doctor does their whole “I refuse to kill this villain/monster because of merciful moral reasons” bit and then immediately follows it with “so instead I will trap them alone in a barren hell dimension for all eternity”. It’s like that’s worse, though. do you get why that’s worse.

"Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I'm about to capture the Avatar!"