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Hello! Wolfdog again. Did you miss me? I’m just checking in to say how proud I am that my marketing legacy is being honored every day at Old Spice Tumblr. If they hired me back I would promise not to bite any more interns. Except for maybe some small bites during lunch hours, which is reasonable because isn’t that what lunch hour is for? Let me know. Follow Old Spice on Tumblr.

Greetings! In my absence, I assume you have been constantly thinking about me, just as I am constantly thinking about the plates full of meat at the office I used to rule over with intelligence and fierceness and fierce intelligence. To keep the memory of those meats fresh I keep myself up to date by following the Old Spice Tumblr. So should you. This is mandatory.

Oh, man! I just had the best hibernation nap. I know, I know—wolves don’t hibernate. But take it from me—out-of-work corporate dogs do. All the time. I’m going to go get another season or two’s worth of shut-eye. If you get hungry for top notch ad content in the meantime, follow the corporation that I built from the ground up using only my good-smelling paws. Follow Old Spice on Tumblr now.

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I have achieved another mountain of a business achievement. I have made effective banner ads.

I have achieved another mountain of a business achievement. I have made effective banner ads.

I have achieved another mountain of a business achievement. I have made effective banner ads.

I have achieved another mountain of a business achievement. I have made effective banner ads.

I have achieved another mountain of a business achievement. I have made effective banner ads.

I hired three interns on a Google Hangout and asked them to write an Old Spice ad. They failed miserably. But I was able to salvage these seven things from the flaming wreckage of their wretched attempt and turn it into a brilliant piece of marketing video. Thanks for nothing interns! Sasquatch Particles Helicopter Sandwich Business meeting Shark Hotdog cart

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