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Now make your feminine lesbians dark skinned.

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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

you got this shit plusle man

a discord server im in is doing an album of the week book club type thing, so we all listen to an album of someone's choice and report back after a week. the first person to get picked was someone I kinda dislike and they picked an album that feels like its sole purpose is to annoy me. i need to listen to it more to refine my opinions.

or maybe Elephant Talk by King Crimson is the main annoyance

what I've realized is the rest of the album is mostly fine by me so I can just write about how Elephant Talk reminds me of the most annoying people i know who constantly bitch and moan about how they hate talking. art that infuriates is not lesser and I'd do good to stop forgetting this fact

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

a discord server im in is doing an album of the week book club type thing, so we all listen to an album of someone's choice and report back after a week. the first person to get picked was someone I kinda dislike and they picked an album that feels like its sole purpose is to annoy me. i need to listen to it more to refine my opinions.

or maybe Elephant Talk by King Crimson is the main annoyance

People keep adding comments and reblogs to this post trying to rationally explain the discrepancy, talking about pacing and intermissions and what not, which is all fine and well, but also misses the actual point I was trying to make: I am a huge hypocrite

if i ever wrote a character that was not meant to be eggy but the girls started telling me she's 100% a trans girl i wouldn't be saying "art is subjective, though He wasn't written with that intention" or any of that bullshit, i'd be saying "woohoo", "fuck yes", "this is the best thing to ever happen to me" and things of similar nature