being antisocial in a social media world

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

The donors don't want them to get things done. Wish that'd change

Funny how that works

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

Kids table RULES. I cannot believe I wanted to be at the grown up table way back when. We talk tv, movies, and games.

I start to feel the gummy hit and open Tumblr to this. I love you so much Tumblr, please always stay weird in the best way.