Sarcasm, orgasms and fashion

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

I hope the second half of this year is yours. Fully. Freely. Finally.

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read 

plinko poem my beloved

Barbie Dream Dumpster