Mrs. Bastard

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

Pictures from back in the gay

I love these so much. I wonder what happened to them? I would love to hear their stories.

He is so DELIGHTED

“They want to hire a part of me.”

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

THIS IS THE PUREST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

Is this about Iron Man and Black Panther.

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

Dating after 20 is like are we doing this or not? I got shit to do

sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family