philommeidḗs

they should have done the live action lion king with actors instead of cgi lions…but i guess lions can’t really act so might as well just make them people. and why not put them in denmark just to spice things up, in the middle ages too. i dont think anyones done that before

andrew minyard going from a Lexus GS to a Maserati is the level of glow up i aspire to achieve

david wymack, the only father who has to nag his kids to be on their phones more,

no offence but andrew totally gets a (secret) laugh out of watching people flirt with neil. like, he’ll be stood a good length away at the gym, watching this guy try really hard to get (and then keep) neil’s attention. he especially likes that neil is so oblivious. so, when someone says “when are you free, i could show you some cool running tricks?” neil shrugs and says “i don’t know, i’d have to ask my boyfriend” and looks over his shoulder at andrew. andrew loves the way people shrink under his stare and he gets a real kick out of watching them scamper off

Neil didn’t apply for team captain for team captain, Wymack just saw him badgering his teammates into getting along (the twins into therapy, the monsters to hang out with the upperclassmen, and kev to be less of a dweeb over all) and went, “That is Leadership. Dan we gotta get him more responsibilities”

I love how all for the game turned that ‘looks like a murderer but is a softie’ and ‘looks like a softie but is a murderer’ trope on its head cause Andrew and Neil are ‘looks like a murder, is a murderer’ and ‘looks like a softie but is ALSO a murderer’