no one likes a smart mouth ;

Nora Sakavic made Neil demisexual because without it he simply would have been too powerful. I know that man would say some shit to Riko about how he must want to fuck him so bad if he spends this much time thinking about him. Bonus points if he brings up Kevin. They don’t even have to be together but I know for a fact that if those types of thoughts occurred to Neil he would most definitely make it seem like him and Kevin were fucking on the regular just to piss Riko off. Man would pull a “we talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time, usually when we’re in bed together” out of his ass and laugh it off when someone brought it up

def easier for jean to unlearn raven habits because of that scene in tgr where someone goes “do you want to hit tanner? when cat gets it wrong do you want to break your racquet over her back?” and he goes omg no of course not because kevin with the foxes you know damn well his answer would have been “yes and you’d be lucky if it was even related to your performance on court”

what makes it funnier is he asks so rudely. my poor socially inept child truly said “why does he tolerate you” which is fucking insane to say out loud to someone.

aftg one shot in which nicky asks neil what his body count is and neil does not interpret it correctly and is thus panicking WAY more than a normal person would after being asked their body count because he’s frantically trying to calculate how many people the average american has murdered

actually Andrew is a quite well adjusted regular guy for a 20 yo who was dealt a shitty hand at life and made some bad choices as a teen bc of it but he consistently goes to therapy, forms support networks and surrounds himself with kind people, and actively wants to get better, so its crazy how ppl think Neil the godfather Josten who was taken out of a crime tv show, sleeps facing the wall to put on colored contacts, makes up a new persona every time he goes grocery shopping and thinks therapists are out to get him is the normal one in that relationship

Neil is the most unserious character like what do you mean you develop a secondhand nicotine addiction purely because you want to remember the smell of your moms burning corpse