Mr. Frog Meowson

i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder

you have bewitched me body and hole

BITCH

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

in the bathroom straight up "sawing it". and By it i mean. heh, let's just say. my foot

i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion