Ugh, I have such a crush on her, I have got to make her piss in my backyard

She's too hot to be allowed to use the bathroom

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

The prophetic symbolism of your dreams is the ontological polar opposite of asking an AI program. The answers you get are not for the questions you meant to ask, the ways in which they are worded are absurd and incomprehensible, and they may seem like utter garbled nonsense, but they are never wrong.

Imagine a mech that isnt complete until you pilot her. She craves the feeling of your dexterous fingers spidering across her controls. She yearns for the neural connection with you, to feel your mind brush against her matricies. She needs, desperately, to feel you inside her, to give her everything to your success -- to you -- and all she asks in return is to keep a little piece of your mind. Each and every time. Until you are hers and she is yours and the two of you are inextricable and inextinguishable from one another in function and form

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.