This post made me want dr pepper

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

The Darkest Timeline

playing with your partner’s hair while receiving head is romance and also just a common courtesy

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

[ID: graffiti on a brick wall reading: “MERCHANDISE CAN BE REPLACED. BLACK LIVES CAN NOT”]

Facts, EXACTLY

We were all so wrapped up in dad jokes that we forgot grandpa humor

grandpa humor is dad jokes aged like fine wine