MrFroggems

I GOT MY FIRST (natural) 4K AND ITS ON SPARROWWW LETS GOOOOO

And my initial thought was there is no way that guy who looks like this

Doesn't at least DABBLE in kissing boys.

But then I sat there and thought about who Sparrow is. He is a guy whose main interests are sneakers and football. SNEAKERS AND FOOTBALL. That's the most straight guy shit I can think of.

I think he's the type of guy who acts strangely homosexual to his favorite athlete. Like how certain boys are with LeBron James. I think if Sparrow was real he would be one of those guys on TikTok who makes edits like

This. And he just thinks it's the hardest shit ever. Just thinks it's soooo tuff. He'd watch those edits that just spam flashes and he'd be so hyped.

On my hands and knees and pleading for more sparrow interactions. I love that silly Italian.

I wanna see him interact with crypto so badly. The "bounty hunter" and the "on the run" dynamic is SOO GOOD (not in a ship way 🫩) if not then I really hope he interacts with Caustic since apparently (I learned this from a Tumblr comment section and haven't fact checked) Sparrow's sister is planning on pursuing Caustic. OUGHH THE LORE.

The bat is cool and all but I would 100% prefer a personalized heirloom for legit any character that doesn't have one.

I'm so sad we won't get little peeks into lore with unique inspect animations ever again

I've spent so long looking at him I've noticed that he low-key has a lazy eye ♡ I thought it was just his model being weird but you can even see it in his banners.

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And on top of this, I hate the way he treats Mad Maggie. I'm not sure if he's still like this, but I remember when she was first added to the game he acted like she was just utterly insane. And sure, maybe from an outside stand point she can come off that way. But he knows her! He knows how much her home means to her! He knows that syndicate coming in and changing/destroying everything she knows destroys her. And it should do the same to him! Even going out of his way to call her crazy to the other legends.