I saw this
And my initial thought was there is no way that guy who looks like this
Doesn't at least DABBLE in kissing boys.
But then I sat there and thought about who Sparrow is. He is a guy whose main interests are sneakers and football. SNEAKERS AND FOOTBALL. That's the most straight guy shit I can think of.
I think he's the type of guy who acts strangely homosexual to his favorite athlete. Like how certain boys are with LeBron James. I think if Sparrow was real he would be one of those guys on TikTok who makes edits like
This. And he just thinks it's the hardest shit ever. Just thinks it's soooo tuff. He'd watch those edits that just spam flashes and he'd be so hyped.
I really thought he was bi and I'm not gonna lie I'm a little disappointed he's not. But I can very much believe he's a straight dude. A straight dude with horrible game (his voicelines with Loba kill me)
