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"find something that doesn't feel like work to you" so close! everything feels like work because I just want to be at home doing nothing and to go on walks

WAIT

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

Buccal fat removal

if you are in your late 20's or early 30's you are finally beginning to experience a true sense of separation and alienation from youth culture and to natural identify more with other adults as your peers, and that's a normal part of being an adult and moving into that stage of your life, and you MUST recognize it as such and resist the ancient Joker's Trick that is the urge to jump to the conclusion that nothing has changed about you and it is instead the children that have gotten weirder.

The moral of The Lottery is that they threw rocks at her

Avatar 3 should be about the first time I made gnocchi with a garlic parmesan sauce

Incan,t get covid because im basically immune basically from this mud i drank

i run around like a fraggle

they didn’t ban yaoi

And so a single star shines on us in this endless night of oppression and despair

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

this is how iphone users will have to talk now