Fries Before Guyz

This is an amazingly inspirational creative piece.

Wow.

everyone needs to watch and understand this

The sky is literally lit

“Let’s ditch these losers so I can pound that ass at home” type of boyfriend

Happy pride

Ghost stories is a ride and I highly suggest watching the English dub

put the donuts down bigigitititititittigigtigititigigitititigititivgitigggigitity

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

jake gyllenhaal after getting that good good from daddy ledger while all the sheep were gossiping down yonder

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas