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Ugh it’s so cold. I’m thinking of trying out hibernation next year. What do you guys think?

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Update: I tried it this year and just woke up and winter is not over yet I’m so offended

#its chilly #zzz #birb #cold

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Did you know that bird seed is really dangerous to eat if you’re allergic to it?

#birb #bird #birds #lol #funny #wat

BIRB FUN FACT

Potatoes are made when French fries are smushed together and I eat the salt off of them

You’re welcome 😊

#birb #birds #funny #lol #bird #fun facts #potato

BIRB IS BACK

I’m sure my 5 followers really missed me so I’m glad to announce that I am back until my commitment issues resurface!

It may be anywhere from 2-69 business days but it’ll be a surprise! 🥳

#lol #birb #birds #funny #bird #hewo

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I’m gonna be a mom!!!

Guys I’m so excited!!! 😆

I got home and found out that I had layed an egg while I was gone! I’m so excited and I can’t wait for him to hatch I’m gonna be a mom and I’m gonna raise a child and I cant wait!!! 😁❤️🐣

Aww look at him isn’t he georgeous? 😍

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I wonder when he’ll hatch! He’s due to hatch in about another month!

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Hmm he hasn’t hatched yet. He’s just a a little sleepy I guess. Okay baby you can have five more minutes ❤️🥚🐣

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HE FINALLY HATCHED!!!

I’m a mom! ❤️❤️❤️

#birb #birds #funny #lol #bird #egg #easter #easter eggs #he finally hatched!!!#im a mom!

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I’m gonna be a mom!!!

Guys I’m so excited!!! 😆

I got home and found out that I had layed an egg while I was gone! I’m so excited and I can’t wait for him to hatch I’m gonna be a mom and I’m gonna raise a child and I cant wait!!! 😁❤️🐣

Aww look at him isn’t he georgeous? 😍

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I wonder when he’ll hatch! He’s due to hatch in about another month!

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Hmm he hasn’t hatched yet. He’s just a a little sleepy I guess. Okay baby you can have five more minutes ❤️🥚🐣

I am the llama and I want none of your drama

#birb #drama llama #birds #funny #lol #bird

Petition to make socks illegal

I got stuck in one today

#birb #birds #funny #lol #bird #petition #socks #stuck

This bird empty

#birb #birds #funny #lol #bird #yeet #tweet

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Due to personal reasons I will be respecting sex/romance repulsed aspecs.

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Due to personal reasons I will be respecting Gray/Demi aspecs.

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Due to personal reasons I am gay

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I’m personally gay

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I’m gay

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Gay

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It’s 10:00 at night so you know what that means!

Water tastes so good right now

*chugs three used milk cartons full of water*

#lol #funny #water #late night #night #thoughts #birb #birbs #bird

Flashback to that time my cousin chose Bernie for president

He is famous birb like me

#birb #where did america go wrong smh #birds #funny #lol #bird #bernie sanders #president

¡Important announcement!

I have decided to become a cowboy

Yeehaw

*rides off into the sunset*

#birb #birds #funny #lol #bird #cowboy #ye haw #yeehaw

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I’m gonna be a mom!!!

Guys I’m so excited!!! 😆

I got home and found out that I had layed an egg while I was gone! I’m so excited and I can’t wait for him to hatch I’m gonna be a mom and I’m gonna raise a child and I cant wait!!! 😁❤️🐣

Aww look at him isn’t he georgeous? 😍

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I wonder when he’ll hatch! He’s due to hatch in about another month!

Last night I couldn’t sleep so I was counting my feathers cause I wanted to know how many I had but then I started sneezing because I’m allergic to feathers.

I think I have at least 4 though

#*sneezes*#birb #birds #funny #lol #bird #feathers #allergies

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Yo I had the WEIRDEST dream last night.

I drew some pictures to go along with this retelling.

So it started off like any normal day. I was strolling along, doing my birb thing, when suddenly this GIANT WORM CAME OUT IF NOWHERE!!!

I was like “oh my god! Aggressive food! What is this world coming too?!?!?”

And then I PUNCHED IT

Like “no! I will fight until my last dying breath! Except I won’t die cause I’m birdier than you!”

And then it EXPLODED!!!!

Into like a TON of little worms and fireworks! It was great and I ate one and yum.

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So yeah. Moral of the story:

If you ever come across a giant dream worm, punch it and it’ll be a yummy party!

#birb #dreams #giant worms #punch it #traditional art #story #birds #funny #lol #bird #dream #dream meanings #nom #drawing

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Hey I haven’t posted in a while so I just wanted to say hi! I is a rainbowy birb todays!

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Woah! Someone said hi! I feel so loved! Chirp chirp hello friend! ❤️

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