// ‘ EXPIRED MILK ’ SENTENCE STARTERS !! this is a series done by SMii7Y on youtube / feel free to change pronouns. scattered quotes from the expired milk series ! mention of nsfw terms.
‘ you’re lookin’ pretty good, man, if i’m honest. ’
* hiding not very well * ‘ you think they’ll find me ? ’
* shoots the dummy & it deflates, flying around * ‘ whoa, god ! it’s - it’s haunted ! it’s haunted ! run !! ’
‘ [name], lemme practice my hitting on you -- put that shield up. ’ * punches [name] *
‘ i once did porn . . . until mank demes. ’
‘ oh, look, fun ! ’ * crashes car into pole *
‘ . . . you wanna buy penis enlargement pills ? ’
‘ i summon the enemy rocket. ’
‘ [name], no. no ! stop. . . . now you’ve done it. ’
‘ now it becomes a game of hide-n-seek ! where am i ? . . . fuck. ’
‘ wow, would ya look at that ? beautiful form comin’ from [muse’s name] -- AAAAH !! ’
‘ i’m not even lookin’ baby, come on up -- ’ * shoots *
‘ oooh, my god - if you don’t get that in, you’re fuckin - i’m kicking you. ’
‘ hey, what’s goin’ on - it’s ya boy. skinny pen -- shit. help. ’
‘ he just - he just winky faced at me. i will end this man. ’
* really faint screaming *
‘ is . . . that you screaming ? what the fuck is that ? that was fucking terrifying ! ’
‘ what are you doing ? every time you sprint, you look like a zombie from world at war. ’
‘ hail to the : i fucking hate you [name]. ’
‘ who the fuck wrote ‘ squeeze my weiner ’ on the end ?! ’
‘ [name]’s like, ‘ oh, i’m gonna need to confess at church for this, dude ’. * wheezing laughter * ’
‘ there’s a guy ?! what the fuck ? ’
‘ we have an issue on aisle one ; i’m getting chased by a madman with a shotgun . . . gonna shut the door, oookay. ’
‘ welcome back to churros - churros against hypothesis. ’
‘ they found a dumpster baby, an unborn fetus, the disaster of a one-night stand, my self-esteem, child labor, extreme child labor, fetus labor, fetus labor sounds like a very good lawyer in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic. ’
‘ news headline : principle brutality -- wait. principle brutally beaten after telling -- ’
‘ uhhh . . . i forfeit. ’ * puts down weapon slowly *
* chaotic screaming *
‘ he’s inside the fuckin’ garbage can. ’
‘ don’t go back in that way. ’
* goes back in that way *
‘ i just wanna say thank you guys for coming out to the first-ever, um, call of duty: blackout sermon. before we get started, does anybody have anything they’d like to confess today. ’
‘ i’ve killed three people. ’
‘ get the FUCK out of my game, kid ! ’
‘ i’ve just comitted -- war crimes ! ’
‘ you touched me on a loopity-loop and i did not appreciate that. ’
