Mr BB

been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then

full thing below

All of DS9: yeah, this is the drama I signed up for when I joined Starfleet/stayed/opted to get stationed here for Bajor

Ferengi on DS9: we are ruined

Everyone: pass the popcorn

I love that this is the type of drama that you'd see Riker, Deanna, and Beverly sitting at a table in Ten Forward watching intently and chatting about it. Like they be gossiping. Meanwhile, they aren't there it's Worf. You know that man had a comm call catch up during this and was giving a casual "I have been steadily growing an understanding with the local security chief. As well, Chief O'Brien has been of assistance as I adjust to this new assignment. Currently, the station is dealing with one of the Ferengi forming a union however that isn't-"

Justing updating them like it's another report he gives on Enterprise and they gotta stop him because they want the gossip on this Union and he's all "I left the Enterprise and somehow still all you guys want is gossip not professionalism" "yeah and tell us about the Empire dishonoring you again, we want the details. Picard is asking and we had to stop him for going after Gowron"

“hey why does it take you so long to finish layton games?”