I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.

this too shall pass but like… when

all foppish dandies know is eat cucumber sandwiches, be bisexual, and lie

RIP King

the thing about shane hollander is taht he's my little gu[remembers he's huge] hes my Big Guy

i think one of the best parts of azulien and possibly its second biggest selling point to me (the first being the fact that they're direct narrative foils and have the capacity to be slightly off-kilter narrative parallels to thjazi and aranessa) is how insanely funny thjazi would find that shit

sorry new funniest azulien selling point just dropped: it would piss maya davinos off SO BAD. julien you have the opportunity to do the bitchiest thing on the planet

on second thought do not let julien and azune in the same room unsupervised he's going to take him on a sundered houses killing spree

julien trusting azune to confirm that hal’s home is safe. not thaisha who he just spent weeks traveling with, or hal himself. azune.