70% tea, 30% tears

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

popping my vagina into another woman’s vagina… candace owens is creating new forms of sex im not even able to visualise

just remember that if y'all want to see how bad the genAI users get ratioed, you need to reblog it...

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

dan [not like other girls] announcing he's officially a 34 year old white man with a podcast. love him eternally

what nonphannies don’t understand is that it isn’t about “knowing” it’s about dnp’s queer joy and comfort level. we’re not happy bc they told us, we’re happy bc they felt comfortable and joyful enough to tell us. “knowing” has a weird power connotation. If you “knew” all along you’re trying to establish power over information that you don’t have authority on, and it takes power away from the people (dnp) telling you the information.

dan really said "fuck fascists" and "tboys for the win" and "I would lose the fans in the phivorce" and "you were my first boyfriend" and "this is my therapy homework" and "shout-out to the artists and the autists" and "we need to leave something for the yaoi" and phil said "maybe don't film YouTube videos with someone the day you meet" and "my coming out video was shorter" and "I'm too fun for you to leave me" and "you've got issues, I've got less" and "we were gay the whole time" and "don't follow our example" and "it's the shared trauma"

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester