WILBUR CROSS.

Aw, come one, Wiley, I'm a different kind of Holloway!

"Really? How are you different, hm? Enlighten me on how 'different' you are."

I'm more like you.

"How so?" He tilted his head.

I'm Wiggly's desciple

"Really? I doubt that."

Aw, come one, Wiley, I'm a different kind of Holloway!

"Really? How are you different, hm? Enlighten me on how 'different' you are."

I'm more like you.

"How so?" He tilted his head.

Aw, come one, Wiley, I'm a different kind of Holloway!

"Really? How are you different, hm? Enlighten me on how 'different' you are."

Oh sorry! I didn’t realise I was staring…. You’re uh Wilbur Cross right?

"Uh.. Yeah? That's me.. Why would you like to know?"

Just… curious. Uh where am I?

"Hatchetfield.."

Oh sorry! I didn’t realise I was staring…. You’re uh Wilbur Cross right?

"Uh.. Yeah? That's me.. Why would you like to know?"

"Well, Hannah is a stupid BITCH."

You're so unoriginal oh my godddddd 🙄

"How's that boyfriend huh? He still breathing or did death catch his grasp again? What about your mom? She still an alcoholic?"

...None of your damn business, and for your information, Ethan is toning down on the smoking, thank you very much.

"Well, Hannah is a stupid BITCH."

You're so unoriginal oh my godddddd 🙄

"How's that boyfriend huh? He still breathing or did death catch his grasp again? What about your mom? She still an alcoholic?"

"So.. Where ya been these past days? Only time I saw ya is when you gave me those pins. But, I will say, those pins were beautiful."

oh, i'm very glad you liked them. as for where i've been, wilbur... i just go wherever i want to. though i've been everywhere i can be in hatchetfield, so it's gotten quite unamusing.

"You can always go to Clivesdale.. But I doubt you would wanna do something that stoops so low, now would you?"

ew, hell no. fuck clivesdale. besides, i sort of feel like i belong here.

"Is that so true? I believe you have more reasons to be here.. Like torture.. You and I have many ideas in common that we can do together. Doesn't that sound fun?"

huh? oh, no. nothing. i have nothing to tell you, at all, so... he shrugs, leaving his sentence unfinished.

"Can't you just ressurect them? I know you have that ability." Damn. He just wanna make things go boom!!

they sigh. i suppose i could do that. i was truly hoping you'd just forget about it and come up with something else, but okay.

How about we settle on exploding only one location? I think that could work.

"What do you think? Starlight theatre or that damned retro restaurant. Which will do?"

we should blow up the starlight theatre, definitely.

"Lets get going then, hm?" He smiled as he began to chuckle and walk away.

he follows closely behind wilbur, humming a tune.

he walks forward, standing next to wilbur. she stares at the note. very convenient. that's good, i don't think i can deal with any other mortals today.

"Why? You already getting tired of me doll? I'm hurt." He kicked the door open as he stormed inside with the same weird staying smirk.

wiggog groaned, swiftly following behind wilbur, again. don't annoy me now. you haven't been as bothersome as usual, keep it that way.

"Oh captain, my captain." He chuckled to himself as he went on the stage and started looking for wires to cut. He'd plan to light them on fire after being cut.

wiggog stands next to him, her eyes fixated on his face. she's decided to take this time to admire his beauty.

"You got something that can cause fire? I would use my lighter, but Gary took it last night when he was over.." Yeah in this strange au, gary is wilbur's lawyer.

"Uhm.. I need a lighter? I need to set the wires on fire. Are you listening to me?"

he looks away from wilbur, mainly to avoid getting distracted once more. he's now paying attention to the flames. so, uh... what now?

...okay, let's get it over with already, wilbur. he's a bit irritated today, for some reason.

a smile appears on wiggog's face. hell yeah. i love fire, wilby. did you know that?

his eyes widen, quickly looking over at wilbur. uhm-.. yeah, i suppose we do!

is it alright if i come with you? actually no, i'm going to come with you whether you like it or not! she smiles at him.

he scoffs. well, enjoy is definitely not the word i'd use.

"Then what would, hm? What would?"

...i actually don't know. anyway, moving on. wiggog looks around, awkwardly.

"Cmon, doll. Don't you wanna tell me? You've already split so much." He approached them, rubbing his shoulder as he came behind him.

listen, wilbur. do you remember when i told you not to annoy me? i did genuinely mean that.

Wilbur stared blankly at him. His ass is not listening!!

huh, silence. okay then. she frowns, looking down at the ground as she continued to walk.

"Okay, okay, okay! I get what you meant, just don't be mad at me.. Damn."

i'm not mad. why would i be mad? i'm not.

"You're not very good at lying, aren't ya sweetheart?" He chuckled to himself.

i regret my decision to come with you. i don't even want to talk to you anymore.

he sighs loudly, and begins to mumble to himself.

After they got to the restaurant, he just walked to a random ass table not giving a care in the world.

wiggog sits on one of the chairs. hurry up and sit, i want to get this over with as quick as possible.

that was before you started annoying me, wilbur. i was having fun.

can you just speak to me when you feel like not being annoying anymore? thanks. he looks around, examining the decor inside the restaurant, while also trying to avoid eye contact with wilbur.

you clearly don't know how to listen. he stares at the table, unsure of what to do. he wants entertainment.

she glances at him, her eyes focusing back on the table immediately after. ...shut up.

"Aye aye, captain." He hummed as he saw a waitor staring.

"Well, Hannah is a stupid BITCH."

"So.. Where ya been these past days? Only time I saw ya is when you gave me those pins. But, I will say, those pins were beautiful."

oh, i'm very glad you liked them. as for where i've been, wilbur... i just go wherever i want to. though i've been everywhere i can be in hatchetfield, so it's gotten quite unamusing.

"You can always go to Clivesdale.. But I doubt you would wanna do something that stoops so low, now would you?"

ew, hell no. fuck clivesdale. besides, i sort of feel like i belong here.

"Is that so true? I believe you have more reasons to be here.. Like torture.. You and I have many ideas in common that we can do together. Doesn't that sound fun?"

huh? oh, no. nothing. i have nothing to tell you, at all, so... he shrugs, leaving his sentence unfinished.

"Can't you just ressurect them? I know you have that ability." Damn. He just wanna make things go boom!!

they sigh. i suppose i could do that. i was truly hoping you'd just forget about it and come up with something else, but okay.

How about we settle on exploding only one location? I think that could work.

"What do you think? Starlight theatre or that damned retro restaurant. Which will do?"

we should blow up the starlight theatre, definitely.

"Lets get going then, hm?" He smiled as he began to chuckle and walk away.

he follows closely behind wilbur, humming a tune.

he walks forward, standing next to wilbur. she stares at the note. very convenient. that's good, i don't think i can deal with any other mortals today.

"Why? You already getting tired of me doll? I'm hurt." He kicked the door open as he stormed inside with the same weird staying smirk.

wiggog groaned, swiftly following behind wilbur, again. don't annoy me now. you haven't been as bothersome as usual, keep it that way.

"Oh captain, my captain." He chuckled to himself as he went on the stage and started looking for wires to cut. He'd plan to light them on fire after being cut.

wiggog stands next to him, her eyes fixated on his face. she's decided to take this time to admire his beauty.

"You got something that can cause fire? I would use my lighter, but Gary took it last night when he was over.." Yeah in this strange au, gary is wilbur's lawyer.

"Uhm.. I need a lighter? I need to set the wires on fire. Are you listening to me?"

he looks away from wilbur, mainly to avoid getting distracted once more. he's now paying attention to the flames. so, uh... what now?

...okay, let's get it over with already, wilbur. he's a bit irritated today, for some reason.

a smile appears on wiggog's face. hell yeah. i love fire, wilby. did you know that?

his eyes widen, quickly looking over at wilbur. uhm-.. yeah, i suppose we do!

is it alright if i come with you? actually no, i'm going to come with you whether you like it or not! she smiles at him.

he scoffs. well, enjoy is definitely not the word i'd use.

"Then what would, hm? What would?"

...i actually don't know. anyway, moving on. wiggog looks around, awkwardly.

"Cmon, doll. Don't you wanna tell me? You've already split so much." He approached them, rubbing his shoulder as he came behind him.

listen, wilbur. do you remember when i told you not to annoy me? i did genuinely mean that.

Wilbur stared blankly at him. His ass is not listening!!

huh, silence. okay then. she frowns, looking down at the ground as she continued to walk.

"Okay, okay, okay! I get what you meant, just don't be mad at me.. Damn."

i'm not mad. why would i be mad? i'm not.

"You're not very good at lying, aren't ya sweetheart?" He chuckled to himself.

i regret my decision to come with you. i don't even want to talk to you anymore.

he sighs loudly, and begins to mumble to himself.

After they got to the restaurant, he just walked to a random ass table not giving a care in the world.

wiggog sits on one of the chairs. hurry up and sit, i want to get this over with as quick as possible.

that was before you started annoying me, wilbur. i was having fun.

can you just speak to me when you feel like not being annoying anymore? thanks. he looks around, examining the decor inside the restaurant, while also trying to avoid eye contact with wilbur.

you clearly don't know how to listen. he stares at the table, unsure of what to do. he wants entertainment.

"So.. Where ya been these past days? Only time I saw ya is when you gave me those pins. But, I will say, those pins were beautiful."

oh, i'm very glad you liked them. as for where i've been, wilbur... i just go wherever i want to. though i've been everywhere i can be in hatchetfield, so it's gotten quite unamusing.

"You can always go to Clivesdale.. But I doubt you would wanna do something that stoops so low, now would you?"

ew, hell no. fuck clivesdale. besides, i sort of feel like i belong here.

"Is that so true? I believe you have more reasons to be here.. Like torture.. You and I have many ideas in common that we can do together. Doesn't that sound fun?"

huh? oh, no. nothing. i have nothing to tell you, at all, so... he shrugs, leaving his sentence unfinished.

"Can't you just ressurect them? I know you have that ability." Damn. He just wanna make things go boom!!

they sigh. i suppose i could do that. i was truly hoping you'd just forget about it and come up with something else, but okay.

How about we settle on exploding only one location? I think that could work.

"What do you think? Starlight theatre or that damned retro restaurant. Which will do?"

we should blow up the starlight theatre, definitely.

"Lets get going then, hm?" He smiled as he began to chuckle and walk away.

he follows closely behind wilbur, humming a tune.

he walks forward, standing next to wilbur. she stares at the note. very convenient. that's good, i don't think i can deal with any other mortals today.

"Why? You already getting tired of me doll? I'm hurt." He kicked the door open as he stormed inside with the same weird staying smirk.

wiggog groaned, swiftly following behind wilbur, again. don't annoy me now. you haven't been as bothersome as usual, keep it that way.

"Oh captain, my captain." He chuckled to himself as he went on the stage and started looking for wires to cut. He'd plan to light them on fire after being cut.

wiggog stands next to him, her eyes fixated on his face. she's decided to take this time to admire his beauty.

"You got something that can cause fire? I would use my lighter, but Gary took it last night when he was over.." Yeah in this strange au, gary is wilbur's lawyer.

"Uhm.. I need a lighter? I need to set the wires on fire. Are you listening to me?"

he looks away from wilbur, mainly to avoid getting distracted once more. he's now paying attention to the flames. so, uh... what now?

...okay, let's get it over with already, wilbur. he's a bit irritated today, for some reason.

a smile appears on wiggog's face. hell yeah. i love fire, wilby. did you know that?

his eyes widen, quickly looking over at wilbur. uhm-.. yeah, i suppose we do!

is it alright if i come with you? actually no, i'm going to come with you whether you like it or not! she smiles at him.

he scoffs. well, enjoy is definitely not the word i'd use.

"Then what would, hm? What would?"

...i actually don't know. anyway, moving on. wiggog looks around, awkwardly.

"Cmon, doll. Don't you wanna tell me? You've already split so much." He approached them, rubbing his shoulder as he came behind him.

listen, wilbur. do you remember when i told you not to annoy me? i did genuinely mean that.

Wilbur stared blankly at him. His ass is not listening!!

huh, silence. okay then. she frowns, looking down at the ground as she continued to walk.

"Okay, okay, okay! I get what you meant, just don't be mad at me.. Damn."

i'm not mad. why would i be mad? i'm not.

"You're not very good at lying, aren't ya sweetheart?" He chuckled to himself.

i regret my decision to come with you. i don't even want to talk to you anymore.

he sighs loudly, and begins to mumble to himself.

After they got to the restaurant, he just walked to a random ass table not giving a care in the world.

wiggog sits on one of the chairs. hurry up and sit, i want to get this over with as quick as possible.

that was before you started annoying me, wilbur. i was having fun.

can you just speak to me when you feel like not being annoying anymore? thanks. he looks around, examining the decor inside the restaurant, while also trying to avoid eye contact with wilbur.

"So.. Where ya been these past days? Only time I saw ya is when you gave me those pins. But, I will say, those pins were beautiful."

oh, i'm very glad you liked them. as for where i've been, wilbur... i just go wherever i want to. though i've been everywhere i can be in hatchetfield, so it's gotten quite unamusing.

"You can always go to Clivesdale.. But I doubt you would wanna do something that stoops so low, now would you?"

ew, hell no. fuck clivesdale. besides, i sort of feel like i belong here.

"Is that so true? I believe you have more reasons to be here.. Like torture.. You and I have many ideas in common that we can do together. Doesn't that sound fun?"

huh? oh, no. nothing. i have nothing to tell you, at all, so... he shrugs, leaving his sentence unfinished.

"Can't you just ressurect them? I know you have that ability." Damn. He just wanna make things go boom!!

they sigh. i suppose i could do that. i was truly hoping you'd just forget about it and come up with something else, but okay.

How about we settle on exploding only one location? I think that could work.

"What do you think? Starlight theatre or that damned retro restaurant. Which will do?"

we should blow up the starlight theatre, definitely.

"Lets get going then, hm?" He smiled as he began to chuckle and walk away.

he follows closely behind wilbur, humming a tune.

he walks forward, standing next to wilbur. she stares at the note. very convenient. that's good, i don't think i can deal with any other mortals today.

"Why? You already getting tired of me doll? I'm hurt." He kicked the door open as he stormed inside with the same weird staying smirk.

wiggog groaned, swiftly following behind wilbur, again. don't annoy me now. you haven't been as bothersome as usual, keep it that way.

"Oh captain, my captain." He chuckled to himself as he went on the stage and started looking for wires to cut. He'd plan to light them on fire after being cut.

wiggog stands next to him, her eyes fixated on his face. she's decided to take this time to admire his beauty.

"You got something that can cause fire? I would use my lighter, but Gary took it last night when he was over.." Yeah in this strange au, gary is wilbur's lawyer.

"Uhm.. I need a lighter? I need to set the wires on fire. Are you listening to me?"

he looks away from wilbur, mainly to avoid getting distracted once more. he's now paying attention to the flames. so, uh... what now?

...okay, let's get it over with already, wilbur. he's a bit irritated today, for some reason.

a smile appears on wiggog's face. hell yeah. i love fire, wilby. did you know that?

his eyes widen, quickly looking over at wilbur. uhm-.. yeah, i suppose we do!

is it alright if i come with you? actually no, i'm going to come with you whether you like it or not! she smiles at him.

he scoffs. well, enjoy is definitely not the word i'd use.

"Then what would, hm? What would?"

...i actually don't know. anyway, moving on. wiggog looks around, awkwardly.

"Cmon, doll. Don't you wanna tell me? You've already split so much." He approached them, rubbing his shoulder as he came behind him.

listen, wilbur. do you remember when i told you not to annoy me? i did genuinely mean that.

Wilbur stared blankly at him. His ass is not listening!!

huh, silence. okay then. she frowns, looking down at the ground as she continued to walk.

"Okay, okay, okay! I get what you meant, just don't be mad at me.. Damn."

i'm not mad. why would i be mad? i'm not.

"You're not very good at lying, aren't ya sweetheart?" He chuckled to himself.

i regret my decision to come with you. i don't even want to talk to you anymore.

he sighs loudly, and begins to mumble to himself.

After they got to the restaurant, he just walked to a random ass table not giving a care in the world.

wiggog sits on one of the chairs. hurry up and sit, i want to get this over with as quick as possible.