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i hav so many cool hobbies! like jerking off. and sleeping. and crying

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Filmed this while I was at a gas station in who knows where Quebec, it was like 2am and I had been driving since 6pm the previous evening
THE MOMENT IT HIT HIM
YOU SPLICERS. YOU SPLICERS ARE A DIFFERENT FUCKING BREED.
actual post here
okay so obviously that is. amazing. my jaw is on the goddamn floor and I am willing to pay however much money to make this a real thing and I oh my God I'm fucking obsessed
HOWEVER
this does bring up the question of PLOT
I made a post a while ago about how dave being used in bloodymary splices and so i have TWO ideas for plot so pls just hear me out on these (idea 1 and idea 2)
Yesterday my city was put at number 1 for worst air quality in the world on a global air quality indexπ€©
Today we've dropped down to 5thπ€©
Don't you just love when like half of your province is on fire? Isn't it just great?

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my favorite shots from backrooms (2026) <3
Currently writing a temporary full retrograde amnesia bloodymary fic (inspired by a tumblr post and its comments) and I finally got to actual interaction between grace and Simon and I feel like I wrote Simon so ooc
But also this is the guy who's often portrayed in fics to be overly aggressive and violent when in reality that's probably just a stress response. I'm writing the Simon that delicately held the seed pendant, that apologized multiple times for accidentally hurting people with the radiation camera. So it's no surprise that it feels ooc
(This is not a jab at writers who write him like that, I just feel like we don't explore enough of other parts of his personality. Yea he gets violent but even the best dog will bite if scared enough)
Update:
We hit 4k words. Confetti
Grace doesnt lay eyes on Simon until about 1250 words in, they don't properly speak to each other until nearly 1600 words.
But more importantly, he cries for the first time at approximately 470 ish words
Just got to over 5,000 words and Rocky just showed upππ
Six six six (six) the number of the beast! Sac-ri-fice! Is going on toniiight! Or whatever it is iron maiden said
Dude I was not expecting to write this much, I was anticipating this to be a short little thing but no apparently I have lots to say
Also wtf is this?
1. 7.7k words... wtf is happening to me rn I'm a man possessed
2. Simon is now blaming himself for Graces amnesiac episode *rubbing my hands together like an evil fly*
Now hold on a goddamn second, when did THAT happen???
Using my mums laptop to write gay fanfic, as one does
2 updates
First:
Hit the 12,000 word and 1 hour read time mark
Second update:
Finally having our first lips on lips kiss (not forehead/top of head) at like 13,700 words inπ can you have slow burn in an established relationship?? You can now I guess
the decision to have james ortiz as the newscaster in the beginning of the movie was so CHOICE i'm chewing on it so hard like that's the very first human voice we hear in the movie that isn't grace's - and it's the first voice that grace remembers. it's not that far of a leap to assume that the newscaster IS the same guy from the voice bank like that's not a crazy thing to assume at all which would mean
the first thing grace remembered was rocky's voice, and he hadn't even met him yet
Dude straight up I didn't even notice it was Ortiz until like my 5th watchππ idk how I missed it so many times
aliena and space cowboy
IM WATCHING PROJECT HAIR MARY AGAIN AND I FORGOT THAT ROCKY ACTUALLY DOES USE PERSONAL PRONOUNS AND NOT JUST ELMO STYLE
I HAVE TO GO AND MAKE CHANGES TO ALL MY ROCKY DIALOGUE WTFFFF

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What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
Dude I just watched fall guy again (cause it's a great fuckin movie, Colt Seavers ily) but I'm trying to write Ryland Grace fanfic and now I'm having a hard time getting his voice in my head againπ
This fic is gonna kill me istg, I'm at almost 11k words and I still feel so far from the endππ
there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops
Museum gift shops and national/provincial park gift shops, I have so many pins and stickers from all the parks lmao
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
Currently writing a temporary full retrograde amnesia bloodymary fic (inspired by a tumblr post and its comments) and I finally got to actual interaction between grace and Simon and I feel like I wrote Simon so ooc
But also this is the guy who's often portrayed in fics to be overly aggressive and violent when in reality that's probably just a stress response. I'm writing the Simon that delicately held the seed pendant, that apologized multiple times for accidentally hurting people with the radiation camera. So it's no surprise that it feels ooc
(This is not a jab at writers who write him like that, I just feel like we don't explore enough of other parts of his personality. Yea he gets violent but even the best dog will bite if scared enough)
Update:
We hit 4k words. Confetti
Grace doesnt lay eyes on Simon until about 1250 words in, they don't properly speak to each other until nearly 1600 words.
But more importantly, he cries for the first time at approximately 470 ish words
Just got to over 5,000 words and Rocky just showed upππ
Six six six (six) the number of the beast! Sac-ri-fice! Is going on toniiight! Or whatever it is iron maiden said
Dude I was not expecting to write this much, I was anticipating this to be a short little thing but no apparently I have lots to say
Also wtf is this?
1. 7.7k words... wtf is happening to me rn I'm a man possessed
2. Simon is now blaming himself for Graces amnesiac episode *rubbing my hands together like an evil fly*
Now hold on a goddamn second, when did THAT happen???
Using my mums laptop to write gay fanfic, as one does

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Dude I just wanted you to know that a big ass spider just watched me play videogames for several hours before walking across my apartment floor towards my front door and leaving. Literally just watched me and then walked itself out. Incredibly polite spider experience.
God I hope you were playing one of the Spider-Man games that would actually be hilarious
Currently imagining a spider going "yo that's literally me" lmao
I need you to understand that David Bowie has the same colour eyes one pupil is just really big all the time while one is normal so stardust wouldn't work for Bowie
Stardust WOULD however work as a refrence to Star Wars Rogue One since the the Death Star code name was Stardust
The system for destruction fueled by those who needed salvation
Project Stardust causes pain
Stardust as a person brings hope until death.
I need you to understand this
I need you to understand that I actually do know that they're the same colour, fret not, but the premise of his eyes looking different is the main bit that I was trying to get at
Also tbh grace feels more like a Star Trek guy to me more than a Star Wars guy yknow? I mean like yea he quite possibly is both but yknow there was the whole like trek vs wars thing so
To add on cause I forgor: I guess the specific reasons for the pet name isn't important, it was just 2am ish when I was trying to think of something and my brain went "stardust... ziggy stardust!"