Mr_D3w

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Let your Pokemon bite your neck when they cum inside of you. It's a little treat for doing such a good job.

the strong force is kinda weird with this. the electrons can't kiss but the protons sure as hell can. much to electromagnetism's dismay

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

happy pride month. reblog if you are also fagged out and bushed

at this point a lot of you would cheer if terfs started pushing to relabel bathrooms as "afab" and "amab"

the arguments for "afab only" spaces are identical in both form and function to terf bathroom arguments, the language used is just "progressive"

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her

my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?

replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷

it really rubs me the wrong way when people do that, it pissed me off when I was a he/him femboy...it even pissed me off when I was a he/they femboy. I've got a friend who's a self-described textbook enby, she's about to start T, and I asked and she said she's she/her so SHE IS SHE/HER UNTIL SHE SAYS OTHERWISE. you're not being extra woke by they/themming a person who says they're not, you're being a jackass by not respecting how people identify.