Mr. Boundless

h o h  b o y  trying to think of an answer to this just feels like picking between

anyways, here goes attempting to answer this question whilst still coming out of it alive...

• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: um. okay. so. whatever the answer is I can always definitely say NOT the Ten (honestly, the Ten is just a kilgrave horror waiting to be voiced pleeease do an audio with them Big Finish), not The Six (for obvious reasons), and not the Eleven either...since you said the Eleven I’m not sure if I can count the Twelve, but if I can, I’d go with the Twelve. They seem to have a sensible head on their shoulders most of the time, unless they don’t, in which case, I still think me and all the McDonalds workers could outrun them or gang up on them somehow. Safety in numbers. The Twelve needs more respect. <3 If not the Twelve, then...um...part of me weirdly wants to do The Three just because they would never ever train anybody to do anything ever and would be the worst manager ever and if customers complained to them they’d complain right back and again they might be easier to gang up on, BUT they also tend towards murder on the flip of a coin (pleeeease I need to see The Three fully fleshed-out Big Finish)(what’s often the case is that the voices can be pretty one-dimensional and seem straightforward in their motivations whereas the actual incarnations can be quite complex and subtle). Same with The Five, the McDonalds would quickly become a real funhouse of madness. But no. If not the Twelve, then the Four. For the same reason as the Master, it’d be absolutely hilarious because they’d be so arrogant and blinded by their ego that they would end up taking it more seriously than they should.

• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: okay so the obvious choice here is lab/scientist extraordinaire, the Seven, but part of me is worried that I’d die pretty quickly from some nefarious experiment and I wouldn’t know what they were planning, unlike some incarnation that doesn’t care...on the other hand, they seem less immediately destructive than the Three. I suppose the question is whether it’s smarter to get a less science-y incarnation that’s more immediately murder-y but perhaps easier to read or a very science-y incarnation that might slowly plot something brilliantly evil the whole time. Oomph. The Five could be really fun to have as a lab partner, but 1) they’re a prankster clown so no homework would get done and 2) they’d end up killing everyone for a laugh probably. I’d go with the later Eleven because at least he’s somewhat understandable and also skilled, but I feel like only Helen could end up partnering with them for a whole semester and not dying (or...being their lab partner the whole semester might cause them to get some kind of bond with me and not kill me? 👀). So I guess in the end I’m still left with the Seven. Welp. I’m sorry classmates we are all gonna die but at least we’ll learn a lot of science. Also we can probably take them whilst they’re distracted.

The way Paul actually thought this was a real special edition for the 10th Anniversary of Doom Coalition which is this month 😭😭

I probably should have started doing this forever ago but I wasn’t sure how long I was gonna stick with drawing these comics. But I guess we’re in it now! This will be continually updated~ EVERYTHING UNDER THE CUT

GUS THE BLACK JAGUAR AND TUCO THE WOLVERINE