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Mills & Sons Funeral Home - Chapter 38 - MpSkyfall - Once Upon a Time (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Chapter 38 of 40 is now available on AO3.
It’s been an incredible journey. Lots of awkward moments for Emma. I need to write a fic where things actually go better for her—poor blonde.
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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Personal Headcanon:
Regina is a literature nerd who recites poetry when drunk, but not nice things, I mean The waste lands by T.S. Elliott, or Der Erlkönig by Goethe.
And her voice modulation turns Emma on.
It would be like:
"Tell me more of this creepy city in the sea while I undress you, my queen"
"Oh Emma, No rays from the holy Heaven come down On the long night-time of that town; But light from out the lurid sea Streams up the turrets silently— Gleams up the pinnacles far and free"
So… well, it seems people liked the idea, and now that it's July, I've posted the first chapter, just as I promised @italianbeatrice I would.
I said it would be a one-shot.
It’s not a one-shot; it’s my next ongoing fic, starting once I finish the funeral home AU.
Will there be weekly updates? Yes, but I have to finish the other one first.
Am I going to make the Swan-Mills suffer? Definitely.
Here’s the link—happy reading!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.
Unsolicited fact about me:
I'm obsessed with trench coats (as my beloved Madame Mayor) and hats. This is my last one.
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Chapter 37
I once saw a tweet that said: Forget about smut; the really hard part is writing a fight scene.
And that person was absolutely right. For the Zelena vs. Regina fight in ROTH, I listened to the Dragon Ball Z soundtrack—the little fight tune.
For this one here, I listened to the score from The Count of Monte Cristo—the French movie that came out a few years ago, with music by Jerome Rebotier—and Hans Zimmer’s Batman Begins score.
I’m not entirely satisfied with either fight scene—for starters, because I feel like I should be better at describing the actual blows—but it is what it is.
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Even SNL warned us back in 2016.
No puedo creer que tenían a alguien vigilando que no hubiera una epidemia de chorrillo, que a alguien se le ocurrió despedir a ese alguien...
...Y ahora tienen una epidemia de chorrillo.
I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.
Tell me how your parents met in the tags.
Other ships with Regina
It’s crazy how much chemistry Regina has with all the blondes in Storybrooke.
SwanQueen is my OTP, but I have to admit that DragonQueen and… whatever the ship name is for her majesty and Kathryn… are a weakness of mine.
Unfortunately, there aren't that many fics about them, so I decided to do my bit myself.
They’re one-shots, so I should warn you that they’re a bit depressing.
Here they are:
The soul that you struggled to save - MpSkyfall - Once Upon a Time (TV) [Archive of Our Own] (Regina x Kathryn)
Perhaps something still remained - MpSkyfall -Once Upon a Time (TV) [Archive of Our Own] DragonQueen
Happy reading.
Oh, another one-shot from the notes.
This one is domestic and hopeful. I know, not my usual style, but I do have a soft side sometimes.
Gifts from a curse - MpSkyfall - Once Upon a Time (TV) [Archive of Our Own] (Regina x Kathryn)
I feel nothing
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i am fascinated by people who say they shave their legs for sensory reasons because like. im not saying i don't believe you but god i cannot relate. shaving is sensory hell. 30 minutes of running a tiny irritating blade along your skin again and again twisting and turning trying to make sure you got every spot (and very easy to accidental cut yourself and cause irritation) and then after like 4 days of smoothness you enter the stubble torment dimension where you skin becomes a cactus trying to fight itself. brother count me out i'll keep my full leg forest.
I’m going to say something you’ve probably all guessed already, but… give men's products a try.
There’s this whole world of traditional shaving out there, with all kinds of soaps, pre-shave treatments, and after-shave balms.
My favorite is Proraso; their products are free of petroleum derivatives and smell really good.
Oh, and safety razors. Gillette wants you to think that the more blades your plastic disposable razor has, the better. That’s a lie. You only need one sharp blade and a mild safety razor to start (like an Edwin Jagger), plus just three passes—keeping the stroke as straight as possible.
I haven’t had any ingrown hairs since I started, and a single tube of cream lasted me over a year.
Yeah, the patriarchy wants to keep the nice experiences for men only.
Other ships with Regina
It’s crazy how much chemistry Regina has with all the blondes in Storybrooke.
SwanQueen is my OTP, but I have to admit that DragonQueen and… whatever the ship name is for her majesty and Kathryn… are a weakness of mine.
Unfortunately, there aren't that many fics about them, so I decided to do my bit myself.
They’re one-shots, so I should warn you that they’re a bit depressing.
Here they are:
The soul that you struggled to save - MpSkyfall - Once Upon a Time (TV) [Archive of Our Own] (Regina x Kathryn)
Perhaps something still remained - MpSkyfall -Once Upon a Time (TV) [Archive of Our Own] DragonQueen
Happy reading.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Sorry for the delay
Sorry for the delay. Have you noticed that a lot of people in their seventies are dying?
Well, I attended two funerals this week. Not for people I was very close to, but people I’ve known my whole life.
Strange.
Ah, yes. Sorry about the cliffhanger. I like drama; it's a flaw of mine.
Happy reanding.
Announcement: Today's chapter will be delayed because I have an unexpected visitor. But it will be out on Friday, without fail.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Well, the evil queen is back.
Oops :(
Chapter 35 is now up on AO3.
Happy reading.
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today is not my birthday
reblog if your birthday is not today
Sometimes I feel like my dad's generation was cursed by a one-eyed witch or something—because what do you mean my father's best friend just died of a stroke at 52?
