warning

Dino Nuggets make so much sense when you realize that chickens are the descendants of dinosaurs.

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

The spaced out buttons at the bottom of posts make me uncomfortable. Why are they wandering around. Go back to your seats. 

cats LOVE to look at things

Gary is looking at this post!

Patches is looking at ME

♥

Haha

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

thats adorable

you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

LINK WHY

Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise

A cinematic masterpiece.

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.