woah

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

You guys like the pesh mode

'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it

me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman