hella wicked

this motherfucker swings for the kneecaps from moment one and i salute him

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

okay how can we make sure griffin hears this and it gets added to the intermission playlists for live shows because it fucking slaps

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

there was a g in this one too tho

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again