moved

moved to terramorphous

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

witches on tumblr are literally like “if you curse ur ex mutuals with blood magic you are VALID uwu” i feel like i have to burn sage and shove quartz up my nose every 4 months im active on tumblr just in case some rando cursed me over discourse

who the hell are yall following

@papabay

FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

I’m so much more efficient than a bath. That must be why the humans use me more often.

You mean to tell me it was the shower who was thinking

This actually explains a lot

There’s a huge difference between mimes and clowns, but oh so little does that matter when either and/or both of them are suddenly in your house late at night.

Are you ok? like do you need help?

everyone arguin about pineapple on pizza but where’s the chocolate milk in applesauce discourse???

the whom