ACAB

katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

My heart hurts.. i keep imagining her right now, lying in bed.. Her sister, father and mother standing by the bed, and Philip laid beside her holding her hand telling her that it’s all going to be alright.

now imagine her shaking that nasty ass of hers

I don’t care how unfair things are in your life, put some goddamn headphones on in public

jesus said this

husbands who blatantly check you out from behind and when they walk toward you, they give your ass the slap + squeeze combo before wrapping their arm around your waist and kissing your cheek as they tell you how pretty you are ❤︎

unplugs the cockpot full of buffalo chicken shit and fucking cums in it

You know how embarrassing it was to tell my coworker I got The News from tumblr

A lot of y'all are uncut, but walk around with circumcised minds.

op what does this mean

Exclusion from the boons of hegemony does not preclude one from functioning as its footsoldier.