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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real

damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

The Bluetooth symbol just straight up looks like a rune

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

He won’t survive that. He’s toast

I mean not to be pedantic but the vast majority of us chose to be kind and happy and live safe and simple lives with good food and beautiful art. The small handful willing to crush anyone in their way to pursue and retain power are Greed Georg adn should not have been counted

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.